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"My Mr Ukki's sick!" Kakashi wailed quietly, in a room full of ninjas. So naturally, everyone heard him. Then began, a galore of misunderstandings. Just who is this mysterious Mr Ukki and what is his relationship with Kakashi - a secret lover?
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11 Jun 2026
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Hatake Kakashi has been pulled off of ANBU duty to become a jonin teacher. In effort to keep himself at least somewhat entertained as well as to prevent from having to put too much effort into training his genin, he informs them that a jutsu he made up on the spot is too difficult for them to preform and has them practice until he deems them ready. Meanwhile, Team 7 begins taking after Kakashi, and that includes being interested in this jutsu of his as well.
AKA: Kakashi ends up training his team by trying to not train them, the Leaf Village is convinced Kakashi's making mini-Kakashis out of his students, and enemy nin become scarred for life.
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11 Jun 2026
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Obito didn’t know what happened.
He knew he had been fighting Kakashi in the Kamui dimension and slightly had the upper hand but then, Kakashi whipped out some sealing shit and he knew he had to stop it before the silver-haired man was done. But alas, Obito fucked up his timing, or rather, underestimated Kakashi’s speed with the hand-signs and somehow, their two jutsu —the Kamui and whatever Kakashi had planned ended up colliding.So now, both Kakashi and Obito are trapped in a strange new dimension that is all too similar yet scarily different at the same time. Where will life in this dimension take them? Well, being two clueless dumbasses, Obito and Kakashi will find out, one enjoyable step at a time.
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- Part 1 of Displacement
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08 Jun 2026
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08 Jun 2026
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Kakashi has lost a lot in his life and it has only made him more protective of what and who he has left. So what happens when one of those people is threatened? Well, the Hatake are said to have wolf blood in their veins - Kakashi does what any predator would; he goes for the throat.
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Uchiha Shisui is a member of Kakashi's team (or used to be) and when he's attacked, Kakashi gets really angry. Bloodshed follows. But hey, at least he stops a massacre.
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29 Apr 2026
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the cannibalism is a non-issue, we have other problems, alright? by MayAllLightShineInTheHeart
Fandoms: Naruto
22 Dec 2022
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Problems Minato did not expect to have that morning, or indeed, when he became a ninja in the first place #1: that is most definitely his youngest student, sitting in a pool of blood, sobbing whilst he rips chunks off flesh - from his father's still-warm corpse, what the fuck - and eats them.
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Minato is having a really, really bad day.
And apparently the cannibalism isn't even the main problem he's meant to be dealing with today.Bookmarked by RabbitP417
24 Apr 2026
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21 Apr 2026
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Sarutobi’s frown immediately becomes thunderous and sharp. “Boy you dare - no, first, what nonsense is this claim to Uzumaki lineage?”
Sarutobi doesn’t open the folder so Kakashi does it for him, flipping to a weathered piece of paper with a stamp of his birthdate, the head obstetrician's signature, hastily scrawled, right over the name of Kakashi’s mother with a Wave stamp.
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Or, a silly little fic where Kakashi is part Uzumaki, is legally married into the Uchiha clan, adopts all the people, is a brat in the face of authority and gets saddled with the hokage hat as punishment. Oh, and along they way he fixes canon, mary-sue like <3
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14 Apr 2026
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06 Apr 2026
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Glitter Bat by DragonViper
Fandoms: Justice League - All Media Types, Batman - All Media Types, Superman - All Media Types, DCU
14 Dec 2025
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Bruce’s anonymity is of the utmost importance tonight.
Even more so than usual.
If he is discovered as either Batman or his public persona the mission will fail.
He takes a moment to scrutinize his appearance reflecting back in the full length mirror.
He’s wearing high heeled boots, dark leather pants, and a black turtle neck tank, which conceals the majority of his old wounds. However, the scar tissue that is exposed contorts around his forearms like swirling stripes. He opted to coat them in silvery-blue body paint to give off the allusion of intentional patterning.
Midnight blue face paint, speckled with the same glitter, mimics the shape of a domino mask. His metallic blue eyes are exposed, and his recordable contact lenses are practically invisible.
Overall, the outfit is passable.
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06 Apr 2026
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Please Hold Me Mama by BlowPopSucker (GoblinGrey)
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Justice League - All Media Types, DCU
09 Dec 2025
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There’s a viral TikTok trend where Mothers are recording the last time they hold their children. Jason has feelings about this.
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05 Apr 2026
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Bruce is sick and miserable with the flu and making it everyone else’s problem. Bruce is a man who walks off stab wounds without even a wince, runs headfirst into fights sporting a concussion, flips you off with his broken arm just to spite you. You would think the struggle is to keep him in bed.
Bruce: *sniffles once* I am withering away as I lie here on my deathbed. Send my condolences to my loved ones for I am not long for this world. Death would be preferable to the infernal flame roasting my throat as I take in poisonous breath after poisonous breath.
In other words, Bruce is the biggest baby to ever baby.
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01 Apr 2026
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The Art of Knocking on the Door by tarnishedlxlac
Fandoms: Justice League - All Media Types, Batman - All Media Types, Catwoman (Comics), Red Robin (Comics)
14 Dec 2025
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Bruce Wayne, the Batman, doesn't knock. So neither do his four sons and daughter. He pays the price for not teaching them to knock before entering a room. Their eyes also pay the price, as unfortunate as it may be for all five of them—including Alfred.
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01 Apr 2026
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When Tim Drake accidentally drags Gotham’s best-kept secret — a polite demon family — into the Justice League’s line of sight, the League does what any self-respecting group of heroes would do: panic, spiral, and hold a mandatory group therapy session that only makes everything worse. Featuring: one polite cannibal child, one well-seasoned lung, one extremely tired Red Robin, and a League that really should have known better than to ask what Tim’s been eating lately.
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15 Mar 2026
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Save Me from the Dark by cattyk8
Fandoms: DCU, Batman - All Media Types, Superman - All Media Types, Justice League - All Media Types
27 May 2020
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Batman had hoped this day would never come.
But he’s prepared for it, of course. He would not be who he is if he hadn’t. He’s seen entire worlds laid waste by a corrupted Justice League, a corrupted Superman, and he decided long ago that it would not happen to this one.
And he has always known it would be up to him to stop it.
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12 Mar 2026
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GOOD OLD-FASHIONED SCHOOL OF LOVER BOYS. by orpheusaki
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types
24 Apr 2023
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"There was someone, when I was younger," Bruce looks down at his hands, sounding almost out of breath when he says, "I think I might have loved him,"
Tim thinks he might have misheard for a second, but that's impossible, because there's no one sitting in the garden but the two of them and Titus. Then, Tim thinks Bruce must have misspoke, but that's also impossible, because Bruce doesn't misspeak.
Which can only mean; I think I might have loved him.
"Him?" Tim whispers for clarification, just to be sure. He's not sure why, but his heart is beating so loudly he can hear it in his ears.
It's so loud in fact, he almost misses the way Bruce chuffs lightly, sounding amused when he replies, "Yes Tim. Him. A man."
(Tim and Bernard get into an argument, Bruce tries to offer some advice.)
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11 Mar 2026
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Base by NotCassia
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics), Superman - All Media Types, Superman (Comics), Batman: Wayne Family Adventures (Webcomic)
09 Mar 2026
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[The video starts with Bruce, a blue light bathing his face in light—indicating the use of a device in his lap. He's in his bed, leaning against his bedpost and the caption is “I am Base. They can't fight each other if one of them is touching me.” The video then slowly pans lower to Bruce's side, right where Tim has unsubtly wedged himself—looking up at the device in Bruce's lap as if he plans to offer council.]
[When Tim eventually notices the camera, he just stares at it, without shame of his cowardice. Then the camera leans higher to the side of the bed, showing Richard Grayson relentlessly glaring down at Tim. Jaw clenched so hard you could almost see a nerve flexing. Tim, still in range of the camera, steals a glance at Dick before quickly averting it back to the device in Bruce's lap.]
[When Bruce returns the camera back to himself, just at the edge of the camera's range—Tim scoots closer. «I can wait. I'm not busy today.» Dick's voice declares before the video cuts.]
>Big_Word
@thatsabigwordforelmo “I can wait—” [meme of a soldier amidst war staring wide eyed and unseeing]
51k likes 45 repliesOr Batfamily social media shenanigans
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10 Mar 2026
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“…and to all a good night!” (or: Bat-Santa!) by Just_an_aussie_otaku_hermit
Fandoms: DCU, Batman - All Media Types
23 Dec 2020
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“Happy Christmas to all, and to all a good night!”
- A Visit From Saint Nicholas, Clement Clarke Moore, 1823.In which Batman receives a letter, and Bruce makes plans to bring Christmas to all of Gotham’s children.
As it turns out, the Dark Knight is a total sap. His family and friends are not surprised in the least.
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- Part 3 of Assorted Batfamily works
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09 Mar 2026
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"What happened?"
"Bane." Bruce hummed, using a fork to poke at the mostly eaten cake. "Cracked me over his knee like spaghetti."
Jason frowned. "You aren't supposed to crack spaghetti."
"You aren't supposed to crack people's backs in half either, but not everyone adheres to such rules."
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OR, four times Jason learned something new about Bruce, and one time Bruce learned about his sonBookmarked by RabbitP417
07 Mar 2026
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Sometimes all it takes to protect your son is to let him protect himself.
Or: Bruce doesn’t remember the week and a half he spent de-aged, but even he can tell that people are acting oddly around him. Especially Jason. It all comes to a head when an infamous clown escapes from Arkham.
Or: After everything, we were supposed to be fine. Good, even. But your forgiveness had conditions that I couldn’t follow.
(Sequel to don't look away (they'll shoot if you do) (and honey, I ain't ever losing you))Series
- Part 2 of The Happy Batfamily Universe
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06 Mar 2026