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5/11/20
From: [email protected]
RE: PGCE Placement
Hi Jon,
It’s so lovely to hear from you! I was just going to get round to contacting you this evening - but I’m really glad you reached out first. You’ll be joining me in 5BG - they’re a handful at times, but I promise they can be little angels with the right incentive.
As regards your question about uniform policy and dress codes - teachers are expected to go for a kind of business casual thing, but we’re pretty relaxed. Just don’t turn up in jeans and you’ll be fine! And literacy wise, our class book this term is The Eagle of the Ninth, so I advise giving that a read before you arrive. We always link our class book with our topic, so you might have guessed we’re doing the Romans. Since you said you’re a Humanities specialist, I’d be very happy to discuss teaching Topic as early as possible - it’s not my strong point, I’m afraid.
Oh, look at me rambling on - I’ll save it for your first day. See you on Tuesday, Mr Sims!
Beth Grant
Sent from my iPhone
10/11/20
Martin [8:25]: good luck today! 🐂🍀🏫
Jon [8:28]: Thank you Martin. I like this little cow
Martin [8:30]: he likes you too, look, here he comes with some friends 🐂🐂🐂
Martin [8:32]: he says moo
Jon [8:35]: An expert conversationalist no doubt
Jon [8:40]: See you at home 🖤
Martin [8:45]: 😘
25/11/20
[A sheet of lined A5 paper found folded up beneath Mr Sims’ travel mug. The mug has a highland cow on it. The paper does not.]
Dear Mr Sims,
I think I deserve a reward point because I have been reely good today AND yesterday (or have i???). Please please please please please please please? Please Becaus your a good, amazing teacher.
- The reasons you should be extra kind today are:
- You’re not always very kind
- I havent been annoying today
- I got changed SUPER quickly for pe
- Youre not always very kind
- My awesomeness is so awesome that awesomeness has become to awesome today. The awesome awesomeness is SO awsomenessly awesome. I have TOTALLY Been good (or have I??????????)
By the way, if you DONT give me one… pennywise will come for you >:D
From Shaun
[A post-it note attached to Shaun’s table. A reward point sticker is stuck to the lower right corner.]
Shaun,
Truth can be far scarier than fiction, but I don’t like to risk it.
Mr Sims
5/12/20
11/12/20
[A note pinned to the staffroom whiteboard]
Can whatever beautiful fairy/kind elf/helpful spirit that decided to tidy and organise the library overnight please present themselves for a massive hug and/or entire bottle of vodka? I’ve never cried over the Dewey Decimal System before, but it turns out there’s a first time for everything!!
Vicks xx
18/12/20
[A variety of the cards presented to Mr Sims over the course of a very baffling afternoon.]
[An A5 sheet of lined paper. On one side is a surprisingly detailed drawing of a donut, neatly coloured in with felt tips. On the other, a message surrounded by long, wiggling pink lines.]
Dear Mister Sims,
We hope you dont get worms again. 😂
We will miss you!
Love from Anna and Prachi
xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxox
[A professionally printed thank you card. The front reads ‘YOU GOT THIS!’ in neon green. The envelope is covered in space-themed stickers.]
To Mr Sims
You arent cool but youre alright. Thank for teaching us.
Kayden
[A sheet of A4 paper clearly ripped from a school sketchbook. A very nice sketch of Mr Sims at his desk, smiling softly, is accompanied by a carefully written note.]
Thank you For being a good teacher and helping me with Maths. I will miss you.
Love Shaun
PS i Tryed finding scarier clowns but i still think I won
[A card attached to a gift bag containing a bottle of alcohol-free wine]
Good luck Jon! Wherever you are next, they’ll be lucky to have you.
Beth xx
