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Harry Potter is a geek, a nerd, a total dork whose favorite hobby is "transfiguring stuff." He doesn't understand what rules are, has no social skills, is barely sentient, and is very smart.
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27 Feb 2026
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Neither Can Live While the Other is High by ScaredyCrow
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
28 Jan 2021
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Murtlap essence gets expensive, so the DA seeks out other forms of pain relief to help those who suffer through detentions with Umbridge. While searching through the Forbidden Forest, they stumble upon a patch of an odd, non-magical plant called “cannabis.”
Elsewhere in the British Isles, Voldemort prepares for an important meeting.
Or: Harry doesn’t know what weed is, and Voldemort suffers the consequences.
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27 Feb 2026
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At first she didn't quite believe her eyes. Severus Snape here, on her doorstep, was so far outside the realm of anything she'd ever believed possible that she couldn't fully comprehend what she was seeing for a few seconds.
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26 Feb 2026
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All Harry Potter ever wanted was to finally be accepted as someone other than an incurably criminal boy. A fresh start in Slytherin - which, admittedly, does seem to have a worrying proportion of goons - seems to be just what he needs to make some lifelong friendships. And if that life happens to be an immortal one, all the better.
It's too bad that the high-pitched voice in his head has other ideas.
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16 Jan 2026
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Every morning Draco wakes up it's always the same Saturday. He knows it's going to be cold, it's going to be grey, and it's going to last him for the rest of eternity... until he murders Dumbledore. Usually midnight washes away any mistakes he makes. But one day Hermione - experienced in meddling with time - notices his strange behaviour and gets tangled up in his dilemma in a way he never expected.
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08 Jan 2026