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    In more than one universe the one who finds Apollo once he has been thrown off Mount Olympus, once he has fallen from the sky, landed in a dumpster, been renamed Lester Papadopoulos, and has been robbed, is none other than Meg McCaffery, orphan, neglected daughter of Demeter, and adopted child of Nero and The Beast contained within – which is, of course, just Nero himself, but that is a realization for a later time.

    This universe is special, this one differs, in the fact that while the so-called ‘Lester’ appears to be sixteen when he crashes into that dumpster, he does not stay that age.

    His new identity, the name he has been assigned, did not come in the form of a junior driver’s license, but a library card.

    By the time the two of them, Meg and Apollo — both still slightly bleeding and injured from their earlier fight — have made it to the apartment of the Jackson-Blofis family, he has, in fact, shrunken all the way down to toddlerhood and is panicking accordingly.

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    I wake up in space.
    I wake up with very few memories, but those, in all honestly, somehow seem like they are from more than one life.
    Not that I realize that, at first – after all, why on ear- in space??? – would that be my first conclusion?
    I was- no, am a scientist.
    The more memories I regain, though, the more sense it makes.
    It also makes less sense, from an objective point of view, so maybe I have gone insane.

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    “I know,” Johann agrees. He somehow manages to fill his voice with confidence which is quite a lot more than Henry feels he deserves. “Do whatever you have to.”
    Then, he thinks of something. Amsterdam is still in his work clothes which means-
    “Shoot me,” he says as the water starts getting in the car. “It will be faster.”
    “You’re a good friend, Henry.”
    It is probably among the first times in the history of humankind that such a thing is said sincerely mid-murder.

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    As he observes the scene before him, the only thought that crosses his mind is This might as well happen. My life is already anything but ordinary.

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    LOG ENTRY: SOL 6

    I’m pretty much fucked.
    If anything, that’s an understatement.
    I’m fuuuuuucked.
    All it took was six days to give every decision that led me here a place on my long, long list of regrets and one quite high up in the list at that.
    I had been so enticed by the sense of adventure, by the idea of something new that I threw all caution in the wind.
    And to think it had started with the decision to study botany out of all things.

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    “Tell me it is worth it,” Henry says once Abigail has stepped out of the room to claim the role of the cook tonight. He does not want her to hear any more of his fears than she has already listened to, not if he can help it. “Tell me that it’s worth it, please, I beg of you.”

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    “How else do you explain me pulling wine out of thin air?”
    That is a solid point, but Father Paul finds himself unwilling to believe. “Your team has faked miracles before.” Right here in this very church even.
    “And you caught us,” Nate reminds him.
    Father Paul, however, is unwilling to concede this easily. “You’ve had a couple years of experience since then. You might have gotten better!”
    “Yes, we did,” Nate says between two swigs, “and look where that led to.”

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    Five seconds of consideration could change a person for the better.

    This is one of those moments. Not that anyone involved knew it at this point.

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    A family from France moved in across from the Dursleys and the Butterfly Effect is a thing that exists.

    *~*
    Used to be "A New Neighbour"

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    Everything changes when the letter comes - when he meets the others, and something simply slots into its right place in his mind.

    Yes, his mind whispers. This is it - this is who I am.

    Alex closes his eyes, and Alexander opens them.

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    Alexander isn't scared.

    He's strangely calm, despite the pain he is in.

    (For so long he's been almost... waiting for this day.)

    ("I couldn't seem to die.")

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    They are all beautiful people, the woman in the church thinks, as they all arrive in the very same. (Again, in her case and her case alone.)
    For a second and a second only, they all stand in a circle around her – her wonderful children.
    “I’m so sorry,” she says to them, unseen and unheard by both the man she loves and the one she hates.
    Her children vanish before she has a chance to specify.
    (And just moments after, so does she.)

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    3/?
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    The vamp takes his brother’s hand and holds it loosely. So loosely in fact, that even in this state, Theo should be able to pull away enough to make absolutely clear that this isn’t what he wants and they’ve all somehow misunderstood him.

    He does not do that though.

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    "Hello Harry Potter. The Gurgling Hunkifings were telling me that you looked sad, so I came to tell you that I don't think you could ever do something this horrible."

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    There are seven deadly sins, just like there are seven Horcruxes.

    There are also seven virtues, just like the Horcruxes all get destroyed.

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    “He is weak.” Thor turns his head sideways until he spots the ant with the heaviest load. “That one. The one with biggest piece of bread. He is a mighty warrior! He shall be Thorfinn!”
    Nigel doesn’t entirely agree that physical strength is the main determining factor for such a thing — at the very least.
    “That one,” Nigel points sharply to an ant that has just picked up a little bit of banana that another ant had carried almost all the way to the hill, “that one is a regular Iago. A turncoat for sure, if he had been among my human contemporaries.”

     

    [[if you don't know why you're getting this mail: I changed my username from Marvelgeek42 recently.]]

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    Harry was kind of stupid to think he'd stop being the Master of Death by just keeping one Hallow. So, after he finally realized this, he gets the job description: Sorting out other universes' messes 'till the end of time. Oh joy!

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    Theodoriel is an angel.

    Basile is a demon.

    Neither of them are particularly good at their job.

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    So, Logan (also known as Harry Potter) and the kids left, leaving behind some helpful tips to avoid deaths and stop Voldemort. Watch how the wizarding world uses them and thus chooses a different path than what could have been.

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    Chapters:
    5/5
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    “You see, Alison, I have always been… interested to learn what became of him. After the war. A purely professional interest, of course,” he adds after a second, to which she hums in agreement.

    Exclusively professional, sure. She can see that in his eyes, but she’s going to let him keep believing he fooled her until he’s ready to share — again, if her theory about that interrupted DIY therapy session she did with the ghosts was correct.

    “I was wondering if you might be able to help me to discover this.”

     

    Or: In which Sam Arondekar's maiden name is Havers.

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    2/7
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    144
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    16
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