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I asked an immortal demon to be my new dad after my old one abandoned me! by blaaaaaaah
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Dream SMP
25 Jan 2023
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"Phil left in the middle of the night. With not so much as a goodbye to any of his children, he only left a small note to confirm his leave.
'I’m sorry for leaving, but I’m just not cut out to be a dad. I hope you guys understand.' "
After taking care of his kids for 18 years, Phil had finally decided to leave them for a different life, leaving 18 year old Wilbur, 15 year old Techno, and 12 year old Tommy to fend for themselves. Wilbur drops his college plans and starts working his ass off, Techno starts isolating himself because he starts hearing voices, and Tommy, well Tommy is just in the middle of it trying to figure out how the fuck to help out. Enter Tubbo, who's shocking resourcefullness leads him to find a book on how to summon demons. Suddenly, Tommy gets the greatest idea he has ever had in his entire lifetime, "What if I just summon a new dad!" And there starts the wacky tale of how Big Scary Demon Prison Warden Sam, now has to figure out how to be a dad to a barely 18 year old with overworking issues, an angsty teenager with voices in his head, and worst of all, Tommy.
Buckle up Sam!
(Demon stuff starts in chapter two)
Constructive criticism appreciated and encouraged!
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"As the seconds passed by he started to wonder if anyone else had felt the same, like their view of time had been slowed to an unimaginable degree.
When he finally entered the prison, he concluded that he was alone on the server in regards to that feeling, that no one else could ever understand him. Though he was perfectly oblivious to the fact that there was one man who had felt the exact same, save for the fact it had felt like centuries rather than years."
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A look into Quackity's and Dream's minds during the daily visits.
(Lmao vent fic go brrrrr, its my first time writing so feel free to criticise)[Edit: Lol the writing in this is rlly mid so if yall are coming from one of my actual good fics (hopefully posted soon) don't expect too much]
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- Part 1 of vent fics go brrrrrr
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When Cyno dreams for the first time in fifteen years, he dreams of Tighnari.
on the anatomy of desire.
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28 Jun 2024
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Descartes Was Right About Dreams by fallingoutromance
Fandoms: Voltron: Legendary Defender
06 Apr 2024
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“Do you want to talk about what you saw?”
Keith snapped to attention at that. “You know?” He asked, disbelief in his voice. Lance must have mistaken it for wariness.
“Not the details, just that-” Lance grimaced, “while you were dreaming, everything would feel real. Nobody knows what exactly happened in there, though.”
Keith let out a punched out sound at the confirmation that his family wasn’t real, was just a figment of his imagination. “Lance, I- I had a family,” he moaned, despair evident in his tone.
“What?”
A mission gone wrong; a lifetime lived in a night. Keith is forced to contend with the aftermath of accidentally being exposed to an experimental chemical weapon and must recover while fighting to separate fiction from reality. How can he do that when the dream felt so real and still bleeds over into reality, even after waking?
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25 Jun 2024
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Cannibalization of the Apex by CharmPoint
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
21 Nov 2021
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Satoru doesn't survive the fight with Fushiguro Toji. He dies, cold and alone, leaving behind only a curse with a taste for carnage. Suguru brings that curse to his lips, swallows down the remains of his best friend, his one and only. He doesn't know if it's Satoru's soul or just a mindless curse he's ingesting, but still, he can't part with it.
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- Part 1 of Teeth and Stars
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23 Mar 2024
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Alhaitham purses his lips. “What did you say your name was again?”
“I didn’t,” says Kaveh weakly. He swallows.
Okay. There are two options here.
Option A: Tell the truth. Yeah, uh, hi. I’m Kaveh. I’m your roommate. Um. We slept together last night. Hopefully this doesn’t make things weird! Nice to meet you!
Option B: Run.
Kaveh is horrified to find out that his one night stand is actually his elusive new roommate.
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16 Dec 2023
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a study on the effects of growing up dead by Sky_Dust
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
27 Aug 2023
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Kaveh had always taken after his mother. Neither of them were made to survive it, and yet they always ended up alone.
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A retelling of Kaveh's childhood, if things had just gone a bit more wrong.
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In which everything is the exact same, just ask anyone.
Bookmarked by blaaaaaaah
25 Nov 2023