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  1. Rec 10

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    Eloise and Cressida, along with half the women of the ton (not Penelope, she stays in London, keeping up morale as a columnist), go to the countryside during World War II, arranged by the Women's Land Army. When the boys aren’t around, what is a girl to do?

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    13 Jun 2026

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    Once the order is in and the stack of eight coffees is secured in the cart she had brought just for the occasion (she learned long ago to not trust herself with carrying that much liquid with her bare hands), Eloise grabs the two remaining coffees - one for herself and one for her demonic boss (she can only imagine his horror if his coffee dared to touch anybody else’s) - before turning.

    Right.

    Into.

    Another.

    Person.

    Or--

    Literature Professor Eloise Bridgerton meets model Cressida Cowper and sparks (and coffee) fly.

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    27 Apr 2026

  3. Rec 15

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    “I believe I have found a solution to my problem. Well, Francesca’s problem.”

    Cressida does not point out that it is now nearly ten in the morning; well before calling hours. Eloise knows that, and, more importantly, Cressida is certain that she does not care.

    “What is the solution?”

    “John has a cousin. Michaela. She is lovely; she was also at Kilmartin Castle with us. She returned to London this past autumn and she and Francesca became close.”

    “Yes, I have met her.” Truthfully, she found Michaela Stirling — the new Countess of Kilmartin — to be engaging — and beautiful, but that is neither here nor there.

    “Well,” Eloise says, “perhaps if Francesca will not accept our comfort — that is to say, our family’s comfort — she may accept Michaela’s.”

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    in which Cressida and Eloise journey to Kilmartin Castle in Scotland just to speak to Michaela... and maybe fall in love along the way.

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    26 Apr 2026

  4. Rec 5

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    No matter how excited either of them might be, she knew there would be no tolerance for her breaking their protocol, under any circumstances.

    “I’m sorry, but I haven’t ordered room service.” Cressida called out with the appropriate amount of hesitation, her voice remained flat in spite of the small smile spreading across her face for what felt like the first time in a very long time.

    At least since the last time they’d been together, hidden away into another one of their moments pulled out of time. Lost in something that existed just for them, while the rest of their lives belonged to their work, this could be theirs.

    There was a small pause, then just as it was supposed to, the only voice she ever wanted to hear in her ear replied, “Compliments of the house miss, champagne.”

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    The Cressida x Eloise Spy AU no one but me asked for

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    31 Mar 2026

  5. Rec 64

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    eloise bridgerton has better things to do and better thoughts to think. she has no space for soulmates — rejects them, in fact, especially with her relationship with her mom going sour because of the very same thing she refuses to acknowledge in her life.

    good thing she has cressida cowper to keep her mind off of things.

     

    or

    the soulmate au where eloise and cressida aren't quite friends, but they're certainly more to each other. one of them just doesn't know it yet.

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    26 Mar 2026

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    “You just look like a real heartbreaker."

    Elsa turned to face her, fast enough that Maren could hear the movement. Her eyes were cold, hard ice. She licked her lips, stared at her with that intensity, the hawk-gaze that brought her goosebumps in delightful trepidation, a predator about to pounce and one could never know whether it was for play or for the kill. This was a woman who’d frozen the ocean over, a woman who’d tamed the elementals of myth with the ease Maren would tame a reindeer, a woman who was all the bedtime stories Maren’s grandparents told her in the flesh.

    Elsa looked at her, but said nothing."
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    in which honeymaren has a crush, but it so happens to be on the incredibly dense ice-lady-of-the-woods, because nothing can ever be easy

    chinese translation avaliable here and here, thanks to Eri!
    spanish translation avaliable here, thanks to Lord Makurus!

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    17 Dec 2025

  7. Rec 19

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    Eloise Bridgerton nearly ruined her family when she tried to live as she pleased—outside of society’s expectations. In a desperate attempt to avoid more scandal and the fate of marriage, she approaches a fabled being of power to strike a bargain.

    Wreathed in storm clouds, the Glamorgan Witch seems more a creature of the fae than some eccentric crone. But she agrees to give Eloise what she desires, for a price. In return for protection from the ton’s many expectations, Eloise need only surrender her heart.

    A story in which Cressida is a cursed fae creature, Eloise has bargained her heart to her, and neither of them are aware of how intertwined their fates are about to be.

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    11 Sep 2025

  8. Rec 17

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    Her mother only hosts the masquerade ball once every five years. And this year, Eloise feels so wholly herself, adorned in a gown sporting chain mail and a sword upon her hip. She makes a less-than-wise deal to appease her mother, but the evening is interrupted by a scandalous visitor:

    Lady Godiva, outfitted in next to nothing, riding across the ball room with thoughts on the Ton, the concept of shame, and a warning for Eloise Bridgerton.

    OR

    The Lady Godiva x Joan of Arc Creloise Masquerade AU

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    11 Sep 2025

  9. Rec 80

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    Santana Lopez, the new Music teacher at a religious private school in Indianapolis, meets Brittany Pierce, the resident Math teacher. A love story with a happy ending. Promise.

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    11 Sep 2025

  10. Rec 34

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    She tucked the letter carefully into her coat, hands trembling slightly. She could see the edge of the woods now, and the crooked chimney of Whipps Cross rising just above the trees, silvered in the faintest blue of night.
    Eloise held her breath. Cressida Cowper was somewhere inside that house.
    And Eloise was about to change both their lives.
    The carriage pulled to a stop.

     

    Or, the one where Eloise climbs through a window with a makeshift rope and a terrible love letter, hoping she’s not too late as she steals away the bride on her wedding day.

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    27 Aug 2025

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    19 Aug 2025

  12. Rec 29

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    Cressida Cowper, knew who she was, and she knew what she wanted.

    Not only that, she had a plan to get it. A plan that wouldn’t fail, that couldn’t, It was a fact she learned early on. One that she would hold onto like an anchor in the storm, throughout most of her life. She knew where she’d started, and where she was going, she’d always known how her life would go.

    She didn’t have time for second guessing, or questioning things that had always been.

    Things that felt like they always would be.

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    Things are never what you think they are, Actress Cressida Cowper is quick to discover that when Artist Eloise Bridgerton breaks in to her life.

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    24 Jul 2025

  13. Rec 83

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    Glinda Chuffrey has money, power, and a carefully constructed life—one that Elphaba Thropp has every intention of unraveling.
    A con is supposed to be simple: Find the mark. Earn their trust. Take what’s valuable. Leave before things get messy.
    Glinda, however, is anything but simple.

    The mark was never supposed to be the one who kissed first. Elphaba was never supposed to hesitate. And she was definitely never supposed to want more.

    Now, the game has changed. And she’s not sure who’s winning.

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    21 Jun 2025

  14. Rec 35

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    Eight years after being recruited into the NSA, Special Agent Santana Lopez, aka Molly Chambers, is given a new assignment: track down the stolen Government Intersect and protect it from harm.

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    17 Jun 2025

  15. Rec 21

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    Cressida Cowper’s quiet and comfortable life on the sheep farm is shattered when she receives a letter from her mother. Her father has arranged a marriage for her, at last. Will he be old, ugly, or simply cruel? To her surprise, Cressida’s suitor turns out to be quite pleasant, and yet she cannot seem to stop her mind from wandering back to a certain Bridgerton girl and the friendship they once shared.

    Meanwhile, Penelope and Colin are searching for dirt on the Queen. Will they find the gossip they need to end Her Majesty’s involvement in Whistledown once and for all? Or will sticking their noses where they do not belong have unintended consequences once again?

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    02 Jun 2025

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    "But in loving, Leander the good swimmer, Troilus the first employer of panders, and a whole bookful of these quondam carpetmongers, whose names yet run smoothly in the even road of a blank verse, why, they were never so truly turned over and over as my poor self in love." - Benedick, Much Ado About Nothing, Act V, Scene II

    When an accident befalls Eloise, Cressida, Gregory, and Hyacinth, the Bridgertons rally around them and escape from Mayfair during the middle of the season. At Aubrey Hall, Cressida reveals herself, little by little, as she and Eloise navigate the treacherous waters together.

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    The Eloise teaches Cressida to swim AU.

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    18 Apr 2025

  17. Public Bookmark 17

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    At September’s edge in the town she grew up in, Cressida Cowper boards an outbound train. Many hours and many miles later, Eloise opens the door to the girl whose name she has whispered in every prayer for the last eight years.

    for my religious trauma girlies x

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    22 Jan 2025

  18. Rec 16

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    Aspiring junior investigator Eloise Bridgerton tries her best to excel at what she does, but when Cressida Cowper enters her life with a mysterious case, her life changes forever.

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    26 Dec 2024

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    “Fate etched your demise in the fabric of eternity itself,” Rio says, sweeping her arms open; spiders skitter from the dark creases of her cloak. “It was written eons before your birth. Now – the time has come to – ”

    “The end is nigh, sinner!” says a familiar voice behind her. “It is I, Lady Death! Ooga booga!”

    If Rio had eyes right now, they’d be twitching. Slowly, she turns to take in the unwelcome (if increasingly-frequent) sight: Agatha, holding a Ghostface Halloween mask over her ghostly face. Draped over her head in a paltry imitation of Rio’s cloak is a sequined black shawl – Billy’s, Rio guesses. She knows that the kid’s been trying his hand at drag recently.

    “Oh, this is so embarrassing,” Agatha says, flicking a finger in Rio’s direction. “One of us is gonna have to change.”

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    Just when a ghostly Agatha decides she's ready to give into Rio's centuries-long pursuit, Rio swears that she's finally done with the pursuing.

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    16 Dec 2024

  20. Public Bookmark 37

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    After an already awful day, Eloise comes home to find out that Penelope and Colin have been together for months without telling her. They argue—disastrously. As she's drowning her sorrows later, she runs into Cressida Cowper, who unexpectedly invites her home. Somehow in the span of one evening, Eloise ends up not talking to her best friend, in a secret friends-with-benefits situationship with said best friend's old bully, and trying to ignore the growing feelings that they agreed against.

    And that's only the start.

    (In which Eloise says things she doesn't mean, Cressida wears a lot of pink, Penelope and Colin are stupidly in love, and everyone is a mess.)

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    06 Dec 2024

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