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    "We're going to be alcoholics by the time we're thirty," Sokka sighed.

    "You think we'll live to be thirty?" Zuko asked, honestly thrilled. Sokka had pretty good instincts. Perhaps Zuko should reevaluate his long term goals. He could start by having long term goals.

    A more likely alternative was that Sokka was just a hopeless optimist. It just went to show, you never truly saw another man until you stood shoulder to shoulder against a fleet of war balloons intent on raining death upon the city you loved.

     

    Zuko was just a normal guy with normal interests. He liked theatre, burglary, crotchety ostrich horses, watching the Blind Bandit crush her opponents in a glorious display of skill and violence... just your standard banished prince things. It wasn't his fault he kept stumbling into rebellions and uncovering long-buried secrets. Fine, maybe freeing the prisoners was on him, but he was completely innocent of all other treason. Zuko was his father's loyal son. He'd never betray his nation.

     

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    Uncle Iroh took a more creative approach to fostering Zuko's appreciation of other cultures. Now it's everyone's Problem.

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    26 Jun 2026

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    The Theraprism is a safe space for any and all interdimensional travellers that slip through the gaps between one universe and the next. With friendly staff, and warm, available beds, there's nowhere else better to end up if you accidentally miscalculate a rift and fall out of the multiverse!

    Unfortunately for Stanford Pines, the offer of safety comes alongside the most terrifying, upsetting, distressing form of torture he can imagine - being forced to talk about his feelings to a professional.

    Or, sending Stanford Pines to therapy. Takes place vaguely earlier on in the Portal Years.
    And, later on, putting lessons into practice.

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    17 Jun 2026

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    After spending the last two days rereading the same paragraph, Ford decides to look for chemical assistance in staying awake long enough to complete his thesis.

    Meanwhile, Stan’s life since he was thrown out on the streets hasn’t exactly gone great. But things are looking up now that Stan is finally making it as a small time drug dealer selling to college students with too much spending money on their hands.

    Or: The Stan twins' reunion goes down at a drug deal.

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    04 Jun 2026

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    Stanford Pines, a very effective and sleep deprived detective, chases down his most recent lead to the rapidly urbanising city of Gravity Falls, Oregon - a place where very few people want him to be.

    Stanley Pines, a well-favoured 'Henchmaniac' of the Enigma Co. criminal organisation, finds himself forced to try and mitigate the impact of this decision.

    Unfortunately for everyone, Ford is too reckless and too stubborn to fly under the radar whatsoever. Oh hey Bill, what are you doing here?

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    02 Jun 2026

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    “It’s true, Stanley,” Ford said gravely. “I am your brother no longer. I am now a creature of the night. I have left humanity behind. I am,” Ford paused, “A vampire.”

    “Uh,” Stan said. “Okay.”

    “Okay?” Ford repeated.

    “I didn’t know they had vampires in other dimensions,” Stan said.

    Ford is having a problem. Stan doesn’t want to get involved, especially considering he and his brother have barely been speaking since Ford's return, but then he does anyway.

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    25 May 2026