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    Objectively brilliant Healer/Doctor/Scientist Hermione Granger invents a new contraceptive spell that promises to change the face of sex forever.
    Her long-term friend-with-benefits Draco Malfoy is only too willing to let her test it on him.
    It goes horribly wrong.
    It goes so, so horribly wrong.

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    Draco didn’t understand the mechanics, nor the biology. He only had a baseline understanding of what it did. He knew that it involved pointing a wand at his balls and doing whatever it was she’d just done to his body that meant that he, all of sudden, couldn’t get her pregnant.
    Honestly, he was a little nervous about it.
    But it was Granger.

    What could possibly go wrong?

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    22 Jun 2026

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    When Pansy Parkinson finds herself with a baby on the way, a marriage contract torn to pieces, and abandoned by the lover that never truly loved her, she has no idea what to do. She's now the shame of her family and the favorite topic of conversation among the Pureblood gossips.

    The last thing she expected was a letter from Neville Longbottom offering to marry her and raise the child as his own.

    Leaving the excitement of London and Pureblood society behind for the quiet simplicity of a Yorkshire farm and quirky wizarding village is quite the culture shock. But it isn't just the change in scenery that surprises Pansy. Somehow the bullied boy she remembers from Hogwarts has grown into a handsome, confident man.

    Could this become more than just a marriage of convenience? Can Pansy's broken heart be mended? Could Neville really be happy with a witch like her?

    With a little magic anything is possible.

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    14 Jun 2026

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    “And who are you to defy Lord Voldemort?”

    “Ronald Weasley. And you’ll have to go through me before you get to Harry!”

     

    Eighteen-year-old Ron stumbles into gathering the Deathly Hallows. Eleven-year-old Ron wakes up after a sad dream, in a world that's different from his expectations.

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    08 Jun 2026

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    After two years of murder attempts and terrible summers, ominous letters from the Ministry and adults who act like they care but never actually do anything, Harry decides to grab the basilisk by the horns. In the few weeks he has before school begins, Harry learns more about himself, his family, and his role in the magical world. When third year starts, he just hopes he's ready.

    [A canon retelling starting in PoA through DH, with a Harry that's just a bit more perceptive, a Sirius with changed priorities, and a caring Theo]

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    04 Jun 2026

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    Voldemort wants power to rule.
    Dumbledore wants power to protect.
    Harry begins wanting power so no one can decide his life for him again.

    A Harry Potter series rewrite where ancient warding magic changes everything, the Chamber of Secrets becomes the first crack in the story, and Harry slowly learns that survival is not the same thing as freedom.

    Also, Draco Malfoy is unfortunately involved.

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    19 May 2026