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    Ilya Rozanov was not foremost in Yuna Hollander’s affections at the start. But, eventually, he has come around.

    (i.e. Yuna and Ilya take their time to warming up to one another but, as the virtue goes, patience is a virtue.)
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    Now updating with better Russian language and transliteration!

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    05 Apr 2026

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    While trying to write to his friend studying abroad in Moscow, Shane Hollander accidentally reaches Ilya Rozanov.

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    05 Apr 2026

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    After a major hack exposing athletes for many (stupid/dumb/terrible) things, Ilya Rozanov's messages are laid bare for the world to see. He promised Shane he would delete anything incriminating, but they didn't define what that meant.

    For Ilya, who doesn't care if the world knows Shane Hollander is his friend (after all isn't that what the plan is for), it means he deleted every sext and mushy I-love-you texts between them.

    So now the world is figuring out that the sport's biggest rivals are friends...

    Set in Jan. 2018, this is a (twitter) reaction fic (take 2) (- no need to read take 1 (first) though).

     

    Or: Shane and Ilya's text get leaked, luckily they deleted anything incriminating and now they're outed as friends.

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    05 Apr 2026

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    Yuna: We don’t typically do a cake for Shane now that he’s grown.

    Yuna: Granted, we’re usually out of town.

    Yuna: Why? Did you have something in mind?

     

    Again, the dots appeared and disappeared several times over the course of a few minutes.

     

    Ilya: i would love to make a cake for him. maybe we could make a cake together?

     

     

     

    ... a.k.a. Ilya and Yuna truly bond as they prepare for Shane's birthday, and Yuna realizes how wonderful it is to have someone new to love.

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    03 Apr 2026

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    Last night, Ilya dreamed Shane served him divorce papers. They were making dinner when suddenly Shane pulled them out of the microwave and thrust them into Ilya’s hand. This isn’t working, he said. I’m divorcing you. No negotiations.

    And look: of course Ilya understands that it was just a dream. The official divorce petition was a stack of sticky notes. Shane had faintly green skin and, Ilya is pretty sure, a third eye next to his left nipple. It obviously wasn’t real.

    But.

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