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  1. Public Bookmark 95

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    Crowley has figured out how to shift being an escort into Easy Mode. His plan is to coast along for a year or two while he spins up something more long term. Unfortunately, the universe has plans of its own.

    Aziraphale stares down the barrel of another string of high-falutin family fêtes, and decides he wants to shake things up this year. An opportunity arises that allows him to do just that.

    *slaps the roof of this fic* this bad boy can fit so many tropes in it! We've got Escort AU, we've got fake/pretend relationship. Only one bed! Fucking while pining! Idiots in love! Quotes from the show! Anathema being exasperated! Not a lot of angst! If you're looking for something to heal you from season two or three, I highly suggest you check it out.

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    28 Jun 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 25

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    Crowley felt his presence the second he stumbled over the threshold into the shop. He wondered idly why he was still permitted inside, but he supposed the shop belonged to Muriel now, and the little angel, cruelly abandoned and desperately lonely, was unlikely to bar their only friend from entering. 

    “Friends,” he muttered in disgust. Affection, attachment, it was all meaningless.

    Nothing lasts forever.

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    27 Jun 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 35

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    Every morning, Aziraphale is ambushed by his chronically straight flatmate in criminal morning undress and we absolutely don't know where this is going.

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    27 Jun 2026

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    But Aziraphale was also a bit of a bastard, so it turned out that when he was hellbent on giving Crowley everything he ever wanted, it was by any manipulative, duplicitous means necessary.  

    Aziraphale's affection takes Crowley apart.

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    24 Jun 2026

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    After the apocalypse that wasn't, Crowley has the luxury to spend as much time with Aziraphale as he wants. But the new proximity stokes old feelings he finds harder to control every day.

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    20 Jun 2026