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    After vorns of carefully avoiding the subject, Jazz is finally taking Prowl home to meet his fussy parents, flirtatious aunt and hostile cousin. What could go wrong?

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    13 May 2026

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    At the behest of his Carrier, Prince Prowl of Praxus decided to hold an event where every elegable mech in Praxus would attend. Therefore, if there was a mech in their kingdom he was to be compatable with, then they would have to be there. He would rather evaluate these suitors through physical and mental trials. But of course his Carrier insisted that this event must be a ball.

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    29 May 2026

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    It turns out that being wired into giant war machines doesn’t play nice with human brains. The Earth Mechanical Defense Force, or EMDF, learned that the hard way when their pilots started going… neurotic, let’s say, after a few missions.

    The obvious solution to that problem was to simply wire the pilot into their mecha permanently, that way their mind wasn’t being strained by the constant in and out. Unfortunately that strategy backfired and the pilots started going neurotic much, much faster, and this time they were giant and made of metal and much harder to put down.

    So, the obvious next step would be to pull the plug on that idea and go back to the drawing board, right? No, that’s ridiculous, the next step was obviously to simply…

    Make the mecha forget they’d ever been human in the first place.

    Somewhere along the line someone should have pulled the plug, but they’d already invested so much into the project, and you know what they say about sunk cost fallacy.

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    12 May 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 9

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    Jazz lost his twin, his sire and his carrier in a violent coup from his uncle. He had his best friend and champion knight by his side then, and they both made it through the war. Scarred but alive. Jazz expected to only have to lose Prowl once due to Prowl's marriage to Soundwave, a baron just outside the main kingdom. At least he would still be in Jazz's life.

    He never expected to lose Prowl in peace time. Jazz did not expect to find purpose in anything again.

    Finding a strange creature one day while on a hunt was not something he expected, but maybe he could find a friend in a new, unexpected way.

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    11 Jun 2026

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    What happens to an asexually-reproducing species when it suddenly and unexpectedly becomes sexually-reproducing? How do you end a millions-of-years-long war? Compare and contrast humans and Cybertronians. Change or die. Also, see above quotation. This story is a biography of the OC Borealis on the surface, but is in fact about Optimus Prime – much in the way that when some people say, “As you wish,” what they really mean is, “I love you.” Prowl also decided to become a prominent character. :D

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    06 Mar 2026