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  1. Laverne & Shirley (TV) (252)
  2. Burn Notice (TV 2007) (232)
  3. Psych (TV 2006) (102)
  4. Evil Dead (Movies 1981-2023) (102)
  5. Evil Dead - All Media Types (95)

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  1. Summary

    Satin sheets are very romantic - what happens when you're not in bed?

    Jane and Theo, before, during and after The Trials.

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  2. Summary

    "A guy and a girl can be just friends, but at one point or another they will fall for each other. Maybe temporarily, maybe at the wrong time, maybe too late or maybe even forever.” – Dave Matthews

    Laverne and Lenny's impulsive night leads to marriage and romance, and a son named Joey. Now they're trying to carve a life of their own out of new morals and fresh faces.

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  3. Summary

    A series which tracks Laverne and Lenny's relationship from their shared childhood in 1940s Milwaukee to their latter middle age in 00's California, and the lives of Carmine, Shirley, Rhonda and Squiggy as well. Co-written with Shotzette.

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  1. Rec 2

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    Gloria is perfection itself. And yet every time Barbie so much as mentions it, the very notion is completely denied.

    “The perfect one is you,” Gloria says it as if fact.

    Barbie can’t understand it. Like so many other things in this confusing, chaotic, and wonderful world.

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    21 Jun 2026

  2. Rec 15

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    He'd heard about it before, in whispers from the sort of men who went to gentlemen's clubs and brothels. An act that was pleasurable for the woman, though perhaps debasing for the man. 

    Tom didn't think it could be. 

    It was a hunger that lived deep inside him, and he needed to satisfy it desperately. 

    AKA: Tom wants to go down on Mary. Badly.

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    08 Jun 2026

  3. Rec 1

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    Ted hadn't shut up about the television spot all week, so why wasn't it airing?

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    07 Jun 2026

  4. Rec 1

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    A chance encounter at the grocery store leads to misunderstandings.

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    24 May 2026

  5. Rec 79

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    Mary and Tom's wedding night. Both are virgins. Mary is thrilled, terrified, and determined to do it right. Tom is delighted by Mary's Mary-ness and cannot wait to bed his wife. Much awkwardness, tenderness, and eventual steaminess ensues.

    AKA I refuse to believe Mary and Tom are naturals at sex but by God they get there eventually.

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    24 May 2026