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    Shane Hollander ✅ @shanehollanderofficial 
    I’ve seen many publications over the years speculating on my own, and my husband’s, hockey stats and accolades in relation to our romantic relationship and when the public assumes it started. 

    We don’t owe this to anyone. But we’ve also been playing professional hockey for seventeen years and we’ve both run out of ahem, cares to give.

    On the right is a photograph from the behind the scenes of our joint CCM advertisement in July of 2010. This photo predates the hundreds of combined accomplishments listed on the left. 

    Oh, and it was also taken about six hours before our first kiss. 

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    or; a year from retirement and out of fucks to give, shane reveals their timeline to twitter in response to the latest speculatory article on their relationship. hollanovs across the world rejoice, centaurs celebrate their beloved dads, and former teammates share the not-so-subtle clues they missed the first time.

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    28 Jun 2026

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    “Good,” his husband smiled and opened up a tab, with a list of hobbies starting with the letter R. Fuck, his husband was such a loser sometimes. Ilya loved him so much. “So we can have some options here, we just need to find something that you like… There are… row-boats? So maybe rowing?… rapping, oh no, we are not doing that, what about-”

    “Oh!” Ilya exclaimed as his eyes finally caught sight of something exciting, “Roller-coasters! I love those!”

    Shane just raised an eyebrow at him.

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    It's Ilya's turn to choose the activity for a bonding day with the team. Is simple, right? Well, no, no, it's not, somehow Ilya managed to turn the day into a weekend and it's filled with... racing?

     

    Part of the series but probably can be read as a stand-alone

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    27 Jun 2026

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    “Well…” Shane said, “I was wondering… Since we still cannot move with the charity for a few months, I was thinking that we could maybe at least… soft launch the cause we care about?”

    “Soft launch? What is soft launch, Hollander?”

    “Kind of like… Teasing it to people. Subtly showing them something,” he explained, “We could go public with caring for a cause, so when we announce the charity, people would think they know where it started.”

    Ilya nodded along.

    “Sounds good,” he said and then studied his boyfriend’s face. “You have plan already, yes?”

     

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    Or: Shane had a plan, but Ilya just had to one-up him and accidentally (?) run a Boston Marathon

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    27 Jun 2026

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    "Rozanov has some sort of black market condom exchange going on over at the hotel Canada is staying in."

    That doesn't surprise him even a little, except - "There's like four boxes in here," he says, incredulous, when he grabs the tote from Benny. Benny sighs again.

    "I had to promise them Canada gets first crack at the saws whenever they meet up with us."

    "That's a hefty price."

    "Hollander tried to negotiate some light equipment tampering and had to be talked down."

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    The Olympic Village runs out of condoms on day three. Luckily for Olympians, Shane Hollander took note of exactly how often this has happened previously.

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    26 Jun 2026

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    It all happens so quickly. One moment, Hayden is moving towards his wife so he can fall apart in her arms, and the next, there’s six feet of oddly nervous Russian hockey player separating Jackie from him.

    “Is ok,” Rozanov says, hands in the air as though Hayden’s holding a gun. “Pike, whatever you are upset about. Is not Jackie’s fault.”

    Or: Hayden, Ilya, and the mortifying ordeal of being known.

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    26 Jun 2026