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Immaculate Misconception by malfoyesque for ThornedHuntress
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
15 Apr 2026
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Hermione’s husband wants an heir, but he can’t get her pregnant.
Draco Malfoy's blood curse has him desperate to get someone pregnant, but doesn’t want a legitimate heir.
It’s a match made in heaven, and nothing at all is going to go wrong.
Nothing.
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Malfoy let his head fall back, closing his eyes as he took a deep breath from the ceiling.
“You are a woman of child-bearing age. You are looking to become pregnant. And you have told me that your husband has failed to make that happen. It is being triggered right now and it’s being triggered by you.”
His eyes flicked quickly over her body, before stopping himself.
“And from the moment you stepped foot in my house, I have been so fucking hard I can’t feel my toes.”Series
- Part 1 of Immaculate Misconception Universe
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Bookmarked by hereforthefic (Megphy)
24 Apr 2026
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Hermione Granger’s Self-Defense Class for Self-Reliant Witches by parrafo
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
02 Feb 2025
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Hermione gains an unwanted assistant for her self-defense class and gets more than she bargained for. Come for the bickering and banter, stay for Draco's forearms and Hermione's library obsession.
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“Look, Potter,” Draco said, “I either get the month off work, or I have to quit. My family responsibilities come first.”
With a sigh that turned into an exasperated groan, Head Auror Harry tapped his quill thoughtfully. Then his green eyes narrowed with a sly look.
“I’ll approve it, Malfoy,” he said, “on one condition.”
“I’m not sure you’re in a position to—”
“Until May, you’ll be aiding Senior Undersecretary Granger with her self-defense classes.”
Draco and Hermione gasped in horror simultaneously.
Bookmarked by hereforthefic (Megphy)
26 May 2025
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“Malfoy—wait—before this goes further,” she said, wiggling as he traced a finger down a ticklish spot on her thigh.
He froze and sat back.
“You should know that I’m not looking for anything serious, and—and my rule is no staying over.” She bit her lip and, from the rather vulnerable spot beneath him on her bed, semi-dressed, she waited for his verdict.
“You have a rule?” he asked with a sexy half-smile that turned into a predatory smirk. He lowered his lips to her neck.
“Everyone’s got rules. I’m just upfront with mine.”
That earned her a surprised huff of laughter from him, warm against her skin.
“I’ll be gone before you fall asleep,” he promised in a murmur.
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In which Hermione reconnects with Malfoy. She is intensely attracted to him, but can she abide by her own rules and overcome an ethical dilemma?
Bookmarked by hereforthefic (Megphy)
26 May 2025
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Tom Marvolo Riddle always gets what he wants.
He observes, he plots, he strikes.
And when destiny leads him to a mysterious woman surrounded by a cornucopia of treasures, he realizes that even setbacks tend to work in his favour.
Yes, nothing could ever go over his head or catch him by surprise.
Nothing at all.
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Bookmarked by hereforthefic (Megphy)
25 May 2025
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She wore that Granger expression, the one that said she was going to bully someone into something. Draco had a bad feeling it was about to be him. “I’ll marry you,” Hermione said.
“Don’t be ridiculous.”
“I’m not doing it for free. I marry you, then after a year we divorce and you agree to fund S.P.E.A.M.B. In perpetuity.”
“Out of the question.”
“It’s just one year. We would both get what we want.”
“Contracted marriages require consummation,” he said, adding a leer for good measure.
Granger had gotten more attractive since their Hogwarts days, he would give her that much. Her jumper was atrocious, though. He had half a mind to burn it.
To his everlasting shock, she merely shrugged. “It’s just sex. I’ve had it before and I presume you have too.”
She was utterly serious. Draco stared at her and contemplated being married to her. She was irritating and he might make her promise to never wear that jumper again, but it was better than the alternative.
Draco would do just about anything to avoid being poor.
“You’re serious?”
“Completely.”
“Then congratulations, Granger. You've got yourself a husband.”
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Bookmarked by hereforthefic (Megphy)
24 Feb 2025
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for the best by HawthorneWhisperer
Truly a new favorite marriage of convenience dramione. Lovely characterizations of both leads, true to canon but also who they could be years later. The yearning just about killed me!!! Can’t wait to come back to this fic again and again
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The Art of Keeping Casual by Ivmaruva, rockthecasbah18
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
21 Jan 2024
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Draco Malfoy has a notorious reputation with women. A string of broken hearts won’t deter Hermione from having a little taste, though - maybe it’s time for Draco to have a taste of his own medicine.
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Bookmarked by hereforthefic (Megphy)
20 Feb 2025
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The Art of Keeping Casual by Ivmaruva, rockthecasbah18
Such a fun muggle AU dramione, with beautiful art and some top notch steam!!!
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Pillow Talk by PurpleSugarQuills for CharliPetidei
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
26 Aug 2021
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“So,” she says before the silence can stretch to something too awkward to salvage. “Normal human interaction warrants conversation.”
Beside her, Malfoy snorts. “We’re hardly normal humans, Granger.”
A friends-with-benefits story about the moments that come after the sex.
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Bookmarked by hereforthefic (Megphy)
19 Jan 2025
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Narcissa Malfoy scries for her son’s future and thinks she knows exactly what she’s seeing.
Bookmarked by hereforthefic (Megphy)
17 Dec 2024
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Through a Glass, Darkly by echoesofmyfootsteps
Beautiful Narcissa POV fic, with such delightful bits of magic.
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Draco Malfoy, nearing thirty and still single, is in a muggle bar on the lookout for a Nice Muggle Lady with whom to spend the night so that he might avoid his mother's match-making dinner plans. What he finds, instead, is one of the last people he ever expected to see again: Hermione Granger. She's waiting on a date... It would be a shame if their chemistry unravelled their plans.
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Bookmarked by hereforthefic (Megphy)
19 Nov 2024
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A house party provides ample opportunities for leisure: tedious dinners, long walks, hunting, archery competitions, and verbal sparring.
And, of course, meeting one’s match.
Bookmarked by hereforthefic (Megphy)
14 Oct 2024
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Fletching and Folly by quamquam20
Gorgeous prose with simmering tension and such enjoyable banter—a regency stunner.
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Hermione Granger is 27 years old when her life falls apart. Cheated-on, flatless, fed up with her job, she decides to change one thing she can--take a class and try for some career advancement. But change is never easy, especially when an old enemy is the catalyst.
And the class instructor.
"Just as the minute hand clicked over to the hour, the doorknob twisted and a figure slipped into the room. He was tall, a bit windblown. Hermione had a general impression of crisp cuffs and polished leather, and then a more specific one of the most beautiful grey coat—highlighting his shoulders and eyes, skimming to just the right place on his knife creased trousers.
His movements were precise and confident.
He was wearing the softest-looking gloves.
He was not Professor Belinda Rowle.
He was Draco bloody Malfoy."Series
- Part 2 of Friends in the City
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Bookmarked by hereforthefic (Megphy)
07 Oct 2024
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Teach Me How to Forget by scullymurphy
Delightful, emotional and beautiful descriptive read. Hermione takes on a dueling class with auror Draco as instructor. The dynamic is so natural and earned, and the buildup superb. What a lovely fic!
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When he raised said hand to point at the little downward spike on the bottom graph, Granger whipped her attention to him.
“Don’t touch the screen,” she said with a sharp tsk.
He shot her an incredulous look. “I wasn’t going to–” Jesus. He pointedly hovered his finger an appropriate distance from the screen. “This is the dip you noticed?”
She turned back to the monitor, instantly diverted.
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Or, where Draco is a Formula One driver and Hermione is his Performance Engineer.
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Bookmarked by hereforthefic (Megphy)
02 Oct 2024
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Through a few forced breaths, Hermione manages to settle her nausea well enough to slide out of bed, squinting at the bright morning light. The braid of ribbons follows her left hand as she pulls the curtains closed, a giant knot of silver and gold that won’t shake free. While she works on unwinding them from her hand and arm, she checks the papers, finding the signatures she hoped they would be too drunk to remember to complete.
Unfortunately not. There they sit, sloppy and side by side.
Her’s a little cramped and rushed, his a little too large and loopy.
Her lungs squeeze tight. They actually did it. At some point between the first glass of nettle wine and the last bottle of Dragon Barrel brandy, it must have stopped being a joke.
She’s still wearing her dress from the night before, which fits the messy carnage that surrounds her. It’s wrinkled and a bit twisted around her waist, but at least it’s not tossed on the floor with the rest of her marriage licence.
The only thing missing is her apparent husband.
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Bookmarked by hereforthefic (Megphy)
14 Sep 2024
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The Promiscuity Belt by morgan_magic for riddikulus_puff
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
08 Jan 2025
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Death Eater Draco steals Hermione from the battleground, desperate for her Healer assistance. But when they become victim of a cursed Nott family trinket and learn they’ll need to fuck to avoid death, Draco and his secret won’t make it so easy; and neither will the curse.
OR: Draco, Hermione, and Theo learn the true desires of an heirloom promiscuity belt.
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Bookmarked by hereforthefic (Megphy)
06 Sep 2024
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Hermione stopped walking. Her eyes scanned back up the roster until they found the name that she initially mistook for a typo.
Draco Malfoy….Beater.
She could comprehend the words, the name and the meaning. She understood that his name being on the roster meant he was the starting Beater for England’s national team, but for whatever reason, when her eyes ran over the black ink, her brain could not articulate any emotions or reaction.
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Bookmarked by hereforthefic (Megphy)
25 Jul 2024
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ripped beater Draco, innovative healer Hermione and a gorgeously sweet HEA? Yeah otherwise known as the PERFECT quidditch dramione fic ❤️
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Hermione Granger and Lord Draco Malfoy loathe each other.
That is what they say, at least.
That does not explain why they cannot spend a single ball apart, why they so often seek each other out.
But Hermione's latest invention -- magically-modified dance cards -- reveals the true state of their feelings, and it is very much the opposite of hate.
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- Part 1 of SM’s Dramione Oneshots
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Bookmarked by hereforthefic (Megphy)
27 Jun 2024
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Burning Desires by sad_millennial
Delightful regency dramione oneshot, with such beautiful dialogue!
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When you can't change time, but you can't go forward, what is left? Hermione learns how to be the protagonist of her own story.
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Bookmarked by hereforthefic (Megphy)
26 Jun 2024
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unsphere the stars by cocoartist
The time travel Tomione fic of my dreams—top notch angst, an organic relationship, absolutely brilliant Hermione, incredible fleshing out of magic and all it can be, and a HAPPY ENDING. Sticking the landing on this was a masterful feat. I can’t wait to reread this soon!
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The friend Ron's asked over is not Harry.
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for all of the times i never could by femme_ecrivain
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
04 Jun 2024
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Seven years ago, Hermione Granger gave evidence to the Wizengamot that helped keep Draco Malfoy out of Azkaban. Six years ago they completed their final year at Hogwarts - and since then there has been no contact between them. Hermione would be perfectly happy to keep it that way, but when a dangerous Dark object threatens the life of one of her dearest friends she has no choice but to seek Malfoy out and beg for his help.
What she discovers when she finds him is not at all what she expected and now she's intrigued - intrigued and determined not to let him disappear again before she's managed to uncover his secret. A secret Draco definitely does not want her finding out.
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Bookmarked by hereforthefic (Megphy)
14 Jun 2024
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for all of the times i never could by femme_ecrivain
absolutely gorgeous writing, with a years-long pining scientist Draco who abandoned the wizarding world. Hermione is utterly herself, a brilliant wrecking ball in the best way. A lovely lovely fic.
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Hermione Granger had been asked—and agreed—to do many absurd things since learning she was a witch, usually involving Harry Potter. This long list included, in no particular order, smuggling baby dragons, being placed unconscious at the bottom of a lake surrounded by merpeople, and traveling back in time to fly an escaped convict to safety on the back of a mythical creature. But returning to a Death Eater-controlled Hogwarts pretending to be Daphne Greengrass may have been the most ridiculous yet.
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Slow burn, wartime Dramione. Complete.
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- 30/30
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Bookmarked by hereforthefic (Megphy)
13 Jun 2024
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Things We're All Too Young to Know by eevans
Stunning writing, moving plot, and such a satisfying and beautiful ending! Undercover Hermione, forced proximity, Draco seeking choices—what more could you ask for?!