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In the Shadow Left by Mourning by IDoNotBiteMyThumbAtYou
Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games)
22 May 2026
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Long ago, Astarion and the hero of Baldur's Gate prepared to face the future together.
But after nearly a century of a life well lived, Astarion is hit with the cruel reality that immortals can only ever play at companionship, and isolation is the one constant he can truly expect. The enormity of facing the future alone is a heavy burden, and he does not want it.
That's when the devil comes knocking.Chapter 6; Alkam laughed in disbelief. "I don't compel them. Our connection merely allows me to tell them what I need - mind to mind. There's no need for compulsion. They're free to do as they wish." Alkam shook his head and added. "You don't believe me, but it's true."
This was leading to a conclusion too unsettling to entertain and Astarion wanted the conversation to end before it got there. "No spawn would serve their sire willingly," Astarion said with finality.
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Julian Bashir finds his place in the Great Cardassian Union through the humble influence of seven important individuals.
Part 4: The Spy
Chapter 5: the Handoff"Tomorrow," Sloan clasped his hand between his, voice far away through the thundering of Julian's heart. "I wish I could take you now but this all ends tomorrow. You've done so well."
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The Swallow Dreams of Summer by IDoNotBiteMyThumbAtYou for xpityx
Fandoms: 光が死んだ夏 | Hikaru ga Shinda Natsu | The Summer Hikaru Died (Manga), 光が死んだ夏 | Hikaru ga Shinda Natsu | The Summer Hikaru Died (Anime)
28 Nov 2025
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Kento has worked hard to forge an authentic life for himself in Tokyo, and as he falls head over heels for country boy Yoshiki it feels like the next step towards a happiness he never dared imagine for himself.
When Yoshiki tells him about his tragically dead first love, Hikaru, Kento must find the strength to help him heal and move forward. But as the truth unfolds, and he sees the scars 'Hikaru' left in Yoshiki's life, Kento begins to doubt if he and his affection will be enough.
After all, how can he hope to help someone who once loved a monster?
Chapter 3
That tension in his spine only ratcheted tighter and he felt his jaw clench involuntarily. He took a deep steadying breath. "You know, when you brought me here I really thought you wanted me to understand you better, but all I've gotten is myths and obfuscation and stories meant to scare little kids out of the forest. So if you could just—"Yoshiki leapt to his feet, aghast. "I am trying to let you in! It's not a fucking metaphor, Kento."
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A fully canon compliant telling of their time on the station. They push and pull, wither and bloom, and fail to stay apart every time.
It takes them seven years to understand what kind of story they're in.
_______Year Six, Part ii
He never slept for long but when he did he dreamt of dying - of an antique bullet through the heart, of careening to the spinning earth, of a knife between the ribs. In the dreams he felt the pain of it in a way the safeties of the holoprograms didn't allow, and when he woke he was only mostly sure it wasn't real.
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General Martok’s Sex Tape by IDoNotBiteMyThumbAtYou for xpityx
Fandoms: Star Trek: Deep Space Nine
01 Sep 2025
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An ancient human drinking game gets out of hand and General Martok offers to share an intimate moment with Dr. Bashir.
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Taking fanfic tropes and making them Bajoran Orb plots.
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Bookmarked by IDoNotBiteMyThumbAtYou
28 Jul 2025
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Absolutely charming series. These are novel, enjoyable takes on the characters.
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Bringing the Romulans into the war and all that that entailed left Garak elated. Sisko hadn’t needed to ask, Garak had anticipated. He hadn’t felt this dangerous in years.
When Julian comes to confront him about the bio-mimetic gel and a handful of loose suspicions, Garak is prepared. His story will be the perfect balance of lies and misdirection and technical truths. He’s even prepared to sacrifice deeper, personal truths for the sake of keeping the conspiracy hidden. Besides, Garak has his own suspicions about what draws Julian to him, despite everything that Garak is, despite everything that he’s done.
Bookmarked by IDoNotBiteMyThumbAtYou
23 Jul 2025
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Excellent post In the Pale Moonlight fic with all the weight of 6 years of personal history. Good shit.
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If on a winter's night a Cardassian by flyingghoti
Fandoms: Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, Se una notte d'inverno un viaggiatore | If on a Winter's Night a Traveller - Italo Calvino
06 Jan 2025
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You are about to start reading Elim Garak's intelligence file... but, when you're a character in a story inspired by Italo Calvino's If on a winter's night a traveler, reading a file is never a simple task.
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23 Jun 2025
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Calvino and Starfleet. What more could you want?
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One war ends, another begins (this one a private war of attrition).
Julian Bashir comes to Cardassia expecting to win a certain heart in a glorious, whirlwind campaign. Nearly a year later, he’s on the verge of raising the white flag.
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01 Jul 2025
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Filthy and raunchy and so so sweet. Beautiful, high quality writing
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Keevan knows, as soon as his eyes clear and he wipes the slick-damp of bio gel away from himself.
Keevan 1. The very first. He’s not actually Keevan 1. He’s Keevan 0, the template for all those to come.
He knows something is wrong.
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19 Jun 2025