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One wrong word and Hermione finds herself in a dirty roleplay with Father Draco who is determined to root out his wife’s sinful nature. Preferably on her knees in the study.
Or how husband, kinkster extra-ordinaire, and father-to-be, Draco Malfoy takes care of his wife’s needs because pregnancy sometimes makes one very horny.
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Written for Parseltongue_patter, Shanshwin and ApplesAndMint's "Jot it in June"
150 words drabbles for June. Prompts are used as titles. All of this can be found on IG.
I’m trying to contain my filth to 150 words per serving. Okay?
Second part will be posted at the end of the month. Every piece can be read independently of the others.
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I knew you'd love this place by Department_of_Depravity
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
22 Apr 2026
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Draco tells Hermione exactly where she belongs and to whom.
This is a monologue. Maybe Hermione is silenced, stunned, or imperius’ed. Maybe she’s just mesmerised. I like to think that it could be any of them.
This may be the most unhinged Draco I've written so far, and I do have a few of them.
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Draco and Hermione return for a debauched night in the exclusive dungeon club Le Désir Noir — Room Four, the one with the glass wall.
You ask, “Why?”
“For an audience, silly.”Series
- Part 4 of What I will give you
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Man-slut Theo takes Draco out for a night on the town. Little does Draco know that his friend has nefarious plans for him.
It's time to party.Enter one newly divorced witch with bouncing curls and lethal heels, and things slide out of control very quickly.
And maybe very conveniently...Will there be a second chance for Draco and Hermione?
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The Department of Decency by Department_of_Depravity
Fandom Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
01 Jan 2026
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Draco takes his kitten on holiday to Ravello. His one stipulation: no work.
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20 Jun 2026
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Hermione Granger is 38, embarrassingly accomplished, and the last unchecked item on her list is the one she can’t achieve alone.
+ 2 weeks of anonymous sparring on a dating app for wizards wishing for children.
+ 1 sailing weekend from Portland to Boston.
+ A yacht named for the Mistress of the Labyrinth.Hermione didn’t expect Draco Malfoy at this juncture in her life. ...But Ariadne didn’t end up with Theseus either.
Written for HP Daddy Knows Best Fest 2026
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09 Jun 2026
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Terms of Engagement by SarahMikaelson for Department_of_Depravity
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
03 Jun 2026
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Hermione takes matters in to her own hands and uses Harrys auror authority to get what she wants. Or Draco and Theo are arrested for very naughty reasons.
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20 May 2026
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Three years after the war ended, Hermione Granger is found wandering the streets of Knockturn, wandless, alone, and freshly obliviated. Fortunately, a recognizable face stumbles upon her and whisks her away to his Manor. He only wants to help, of course. But, if Draco wants to help her, why is she wearing shackles?
And why won’t he let her leave?
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08 Jan 2026
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A collection of kinky fanart for multiple HP ships, but primarily Dramione. Enjoy, you lil' freaks!
Note: Please do not repost the images outside of AO3.Bookmarked by Department_of_Depravity
05 Nov 2025