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    "Statement of ███████, regarding their work experience as a paranormal investigator. Statement recorded direct from subject, 9th March 2018."

     

    An unnamed paranormal investigator comes to make a statement, per the pressure from a colleague.

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    The institute wasn't a warm place to work, it was actually quite cold, but Martin unfortunately happened to sit next to the heater. He could feel the sweat dripping down his skin. Why did he have to sit here? He was staring at the dial to turn it down again. He should be focusing on his work. It's his fault he was stuck in this cardigan, he was an idiot. Such a big fucking idiot. He just had to use his wrists, not his ankles or thighs. Idiot, his hand was scratching at the cuts, picking at the scabs that hadn't even fully formed yet.

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    jon and martin trauma bonding

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    Jon never really had much interest in sex.

    or: my interpretation of Jon figuring out he's ace!!

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    'Ah, Inspector Blackwood, was it? Welcome to MAG. I do hope you find yourself quite at home here.'
    'What's that?'
    A figure loomed from the shadows, the only distinguishable feature being it's bright green, glowing eyes.
    'Ah that? Allow me to introduce you to our little science project, 4rch1v1sT Model 3Y31SFJ08NX5D2. Or The Archivist, for short. Much better memory than a human, much less susceptible to sudden fire or deep space vaccumes. Come say hello, Archivist.'
    The thing stepped into view, it's limbs glinting in the light, face smooth and metalic. It nodded once, curtly.

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    TMA but i put them in space. On a research space station. Oh also robot.

    Updates whenever I am struck by the favour of the muses

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    Jonathan Sims, head of the Paranormal Response Department, is a professional man, who has no crushes on any new employees whatsoever.

    Or, well, that's what he continues to emphasise to himself, no matter what the useless entity in his head is trying to tell him.

     

    (AKA The Beholding needs its pet exorcist happy and is willing to lend a helping hand!)

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    A short comic: Jon and Martin have a bit of fun with a nice dress and a bit of royalty role-play. But, as they are wont to do, Jon might have bitten off a bit more than they can chew...

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    Well, I dare challenge this fandom's ability to live. First chapter is all of the chapters and extra what not, but feel free to request ships or plots or both in the comments!!

    Side note, this is all circled around a workplace comedy podcast you should check out, if anyone i know is reading this. (Ignore the worms tag)

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    Despite being raised among them, there were many things that Jon never quite understood about humans, not the least of which being love. That strange connection that people often spoke of like it was the greatest thing in the world. Though perhaps even stranger is that they were the target of such affections, from three different people no less! In a last ditch effort to prevent whatever oncoming disaster would follow their assistants trying to flirt with them, Jon reveals their true nature hoping to make the trio stop.

    This does not have the intended effect.

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    Ah, Jon realises, he's probing for an intellectual discussion about their shared hatred of poetry. Of course!

    "It's… unimaginative. They can describe a scene, certainly, but the writing feels devoid of any feeling other than disproportionate wide-eyed wonder. In fact, their only inspiration seems to be rain, the streets of London, and rain on the streets of London. Not to mention that their writing style is so enamoured with Keats that it lacks any distinction of its own. What do you think of it?"

    Jon does not seem to have given the man the intellectual stimulation that he's looking for.

    "Oh…" His eyebrows are nearing his hairline. His front teeth overlap, Jon notes when he offers a nervous smile. That's quite cute. "Um, I- I wrote it?"

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    he never asked to be a girl, they never wanted to be a boy either. Of course that isn't others fault that being a girl makes him want to explode.

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    A weird person clad in pastels walks into the Institute.
    They have a knowing look in their eyes and a soft smile on their lips in which even they themself have to work to believe. Maybe it betrays that strange young ancientness one gathers within the Gap between Worlds. Maybe they are just queer and neurodivergent. Either way, they learnt about different possibilities and wish to share these options to widen the choices, even when they themself aren't sure if they are truly real.

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    Decided to toss our TMA OCs (a post Eyepocalypse fusion of Jon and Martin (who went through supernatural therapy)) into TMA for philosophy purposes.

    This is a very positive somewhat of an analysis of identity, personhood, fear, and what it means to be a human and alive.

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    THERE IS A PLOT!

    ~~~

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    and they all went picnicking (feat homosexuality)

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    Jon!!! <3 (The boss):

    You: Hey Jon! Just wanted to let you know I put your tea in your office!! <3

    The Full-Timers (Without Jon because he's scary):

    You: GUYS GUYS GUYS I MESSED UP

    Mocha Goddess: What? What did u do?

    The Hot Barista: MARTIN DID U KILL SONEPNE I NEIED TOKNWOE NOW IVE GOT A BT

    Mocha Goddess: YOURE NOT SUPPOSD TO TELL HIM

    You: WHAT?! No, I haven't killed anyone!
    You: I sent Jon a '<3'

    The Hot Barista: oh
    The Hot Barista: ok

     

    (My obligatory coffee shop chatfic AU for jmart week 2026, Day 9: Free//AU Day)

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    Jon: “Let’s makeout at work”

    Martin: *blushes*

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    "MAHTIN WHERE ARE YOU"

    "I'm here for you, as always"

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    “Okay,” he nods carefully. “I’m going to play… not quite devil’s advocate, but maybe like… mildly argumentative trickster elf’s advocate here for a minute, and I don’t want you to hear it as invalidating your conclusion or anything, I’m not, I’m just raising, in the service of understanding, that… clothes and hair and presentation and stuff… and gender… they aren’t the same thing -”

    Jon snorts.

    “Paging Dr Johnson,” he mumbles, “With important insights for his dictionary project.”

    Martin flicks his ear.  

    “Yes, alright, prick, but you know it’s true. There’s a difference between liking wearing roomier clothes and you know… gender stuff.”

    Jon nods slowly.

    Then he drags his top teeth across the curve of his bottom lip, and winces cautiously. The nodding becomes a shake of the head, as Martin had predicted it might.

    “No, I… I’m pretty sure it is… gender stuff. Actually.”

    He removes his hand from Martin’s and buries his face in his hands to groan.

    ***

    At the safehouse, Jon has a Big Think.

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    JonMartin Week Day 1: Gender Diversity

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    A windswept moth finds its way into Martin's cabin on a rainy day, and he just makes sure it'll be safe on its trip out into the world again. Jon, of course, is fuming at the delay in their evening plans, and feels absolutely no emotions at all when Martin picks them up.

    (Written for Jonmartin Week 2026, Day 2: Fae & Faeries /// Bands & The Mechanisms.)

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    Daisuke: Wowza I'm trans and ur trans and my boyfriend trans and we're all trans!

    Michael: *laughter*

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    "Hey love," Martin said, and pressed a kiss to the top of Jon's head. Then he turned the page and continued reading. At least for a little bit. He finished the paragraph and then debated with himself if he should continue, or put the book away.

    "Hi," Jon said, a little belatedly, maybe after realising that Martin wasn't offering anything more at the moment.

    Martin lost, or maybe won, the struggle against himself, and slid the bookmark into place before closing the book. "Something on your mind?"

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    Instead of living, or dying, Jonathan Sims unravels.

     

    Jon comes face to face with far too many other versions of themself, back at the beginning of it all.

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