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Squidward's special wet Dream

Summary:

The sea is not big enough to contain all the sex squidward wants to have. Will he be able to full fillhis dream? will even land be big enough? will he stop there? will he go to space? find out in this very sexy story about squidward and sex. 18+ folks this is some hot ass titty fucking shit that will rock your ass and your tits and your balls and their sack (gender neutral sack) all the way to planet neptune the planet mars! Are you ready? i dont think so.

Don't dead open dove inside no eating

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Once upon a time there was a very secy Squid and his nae was squiidward who he was and secy. He live in bikini bottom next to him neightors Sponsbon and patrik who was a starfish and live nearby to him. They were not as secy as him but they were still pretty hut. Sometimes squidward was watching the neighbors lustly out his window cause he was a horny squim with so muc sex to give. He sighed sady cause he was very horny too horny for just sponsbon an patrik whom he had sex with regularly to corn his lustful fire to bang and have sex. He also have regular sex wuth sandy and mass puff because he was a bisecuan squid. But it was wasnt anuff like arel in the cave he was want more he want to be where the people are and see how many them he could hav sex with and that was his goal but he had a problem and could not breath out water cause he was a squid that couldnt breathe air if he wasnt in water, so that was a problem he have to solve and contact sandy chees to solve the problem cause she was a scientist from texas and a squirrel and she could let him bread in her under water air science place because of science and squidward wanted to have sex in the out of water so he went.

When he arrive sandy was naked cause she had spilled chili on her bikini and she didnt have other clothes and the chili was very spicy so it took longer to wash out. Squimwad like what he see when he see her naked squirrel tits and his nuts were more ample then her tree of nuts in her science lab because he was so horny for her see her naked when he arrive.

“Nice tits sugar squirrel” squidwad said when he saw her tits.

“Thanks Squid stud! That is your penis in your pocket or you are just excted to see me?” sandy say

And squidward laugh because he never wear pants so his dick always out and frequently erect especially when sandy was naked. So this was funy for him.

“Always excited to see a pair of ripe titties sugar squirrel” Squidward replied approaching sandy hornily. Soon they were making out and imagining the sex they will be having. Sanky grab hold of squidwars cock and starts rubbing it like magic lamp to get wish but her wish was for sec and squidward was the sex genie. As they banged each other hard squidward tell sand about his dream to see how many earth people he could have sex with. And she agree to help him and give him a science amulet that let him breathe on land but its magic only works if he have sex or h will die from not having water like arel except sandy is not a witch and squidward can still talk.

This made squid ward very happy cause it meant he could follow his dream to go have sex with people on land now the land and sea were both available to the horny squid and that made him even hornier but before he left he would have to go home and have sex with spongebob and patrik again one last time before he left. So that is where he went. Sponge bob and peterik were waiting for him when they arrive both looking very horny and ready to bang spongebob enjoy having squidward penis in his many holes. And patrik enjoy to watch. Squidward have sex with each of spongebob holes sadly and tell him where he was going and that he will be back to bang another day when the time is right spongebob cry because he will miss squidward and the sex he bring. But squid is a bird and he need to fly. And sponge bob love him so he let him go. Now squidward can fulfill his dream of having sex with people on land.

To be continued.