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Skill Book: Witchcraft
Scott lives in a very strange world, where people are born with skills like a video game, not all these skills are useful, or if they are they may not be suited to an individual, it’s up to the person to make it through life. Of course not all skills are set in stone one can gain new skills be training, going to school, or by working, saving up money and buying a Skill Book.
Chapter 1 Scott’s Skills
Scott didn’t have the best skills, in the world he lived in life was like a video game. If you had enough money or experience you could have extra lives, have a respawn point, and other such things. Everyone in the world was born with skills, three basic skills typically or every now and then instead of getting three they’d end up with one unique skill.
It wasn’t as cool as it sounded, as Unique Skill trees were very hard to develop and use properly. When Scott was born he had only one skill Subspace Highway, he didn’t know what it did or how to develop it. This meant he was kinda stuck until he gained new skills, and built them up.
The kind of skills one is born with are random, but you can gain new skills via training, schooling, or by having money to buy skill books. Skill Books were like a life hack immediately granting one skills in a specific field, unlocking talents and abilities it could make one super human even. Doing his best Scott went through life, learning to fight, learning to play guitar, learning about the basics of life and the world.
Life could be like a Video Game, and if you didn’t have the skills you just couldn’t play. Having one good skill wasn’t enough either, it was all about getting the right mix of skills to living your best life. Much like an actor having high marks in an acting skill, but has no sense of social skills or has no money management skills, leading to a messy life.
Scott didn’t have the best skills so he was struggling. After he was dumped by his girlfriend he fell into a depression and stopped building up and skill points at all. While he joined a band to make money, they weren’t having a lot of gigs just yet.
Wallace had been letting him crash at his place for awhile. They were friends since college, and he’d been there to pick up the pieces when his girlfriend used him, cheated on him, and dumped him flat. Scott was sitting on a whole stockpile of skill points but he had lost focus, direction, even when he played it felt like he was going through the motions.
Little did Scott know things were about to change, for the better? That was gonna be determined by him.
Thanks to his Unique Skill Subspace Highway, he had a warp space that went through his mind. It was basically useless to him as he didn’t have another skill to make use of the highway in his head, and he couldn’t put any points to it unless he met certain conditions. So while it was a unique skill it was seen as useless.
What Scott didn’t know was that, while he couldn’t use it someone else could, and did! Ramona Flowers was using his Subspace Highway for her job and it was pretty handy as it allowed her to stay off the grid. She was running from her past, and Scott’s highway let her.
This caused Ramona to appear in Scott’s dreams, and the guy was still going through it. She felt bad, both for using his skill without permission, using him to duck out on her ex partners, and using him to make extra money...okay yeah she needed to do something nice for him.
Ramona wasn’t blind, she saw him and could see his ever growing loneliness. She had ignored him at first, but noticed the subspace was shifting and not in a good way given Scott’s mental health.
Thankfully she had an old skill book. “Hey…” She reached out to Scott.
“It’s you, the girl I’ve been dreaming about…”
Ramona rubbed the back of her neck. “Yeah sorry about that, been using your highway, it’s really convenient for me.”
“Oh so that’s how it works, I had no idea.” Ramona shrugged.
“Yeah, well, if you don’t mind I’m gonna keep using it, but here.” She handed over the Skill Book. “You can have this is payment.”
“Witchcraft?” That was a heavy duty skill tree. “Are you sure I can have this, isn’t this like really expensive?”
“Maybe, my parents got it for me when I was a kid and I was into magic, but I ended up not using it. You can have it as long as you keep this skill up and you don’t mind me using it for my job.”
Scott took it and thanked her. “Do you think we can talk sometime, maybe hang out either here or in the real world?”
Ramona got a weird look on her face. “Look Scott, I just got out of a bad relationship. I’m not looking to date.”
He blushed. “Oh me neither, with girls I mean I was dating girls, but now I’m experimenting, but that’s not...I mean…” He slapped himself. “I wasn’t hitting on you. I was just asking to hang out as friends.”
‘If it’s just as friends it should be okay.’ She thought and agreed. He offered his hand.
“Scott Pilgrim!”
“Ramona Flowers.” The two shook hands.
-x-
Scott woke up, spooning Wallace. “Wallace, I had that dream again.”
“Good for you buddy!” Wallace said, not fully awake yet.
“No you don’t understand I talked to her, the girl in my dream, her name is Ramona Flowers and she…” Wallace groaned.
“What is that?” Scott blushed as his morning erection was poking Wallace’s ass.
“Oh sorry about that, I was just…” Wallace face palmed.
“Not your dick,” He said. ‘I’m used to that poking my ass every morning.’ He thought. “That!”
Sure enough there was the Skill Book. “See it wasn’t just a dream I really met her!”
“Scott this book is pretty old, are you sure it isn’t a fake? Or if it’s real do you even wanna use it, you could probably sell it for big money.” Scott wasn’t sure if he wanted to sell it or not.
“I’ll have to think on it…” Making big life decisions wasn’t Scott’s forte.
Wallace sighed. “Fine, you think on it… I’m gonna have some breakfast.” He rolled Scott over and pulled down his boxers, causing his hefty 12 incher to spring up. ‘Hot damn, he’s so fucking huge...miss me big boy?’ He kissed the tip, before licking up and down his shaft. Scott blushed and moaned, his body relaxing as Wallace worked his magic.
The 100% gay roommate had wanted to find out if Scott’s love issues were 100% his fault. A big dick could be intimidating, but the right partner could handle the challenge given enough time and practice. He’ll admit he mastered the art of blow jobs helping Scott get over his ex.
Wallace could proudly say he could slurp a man under the table to the floor with the greatest of ease. He showed this by sucking Scott down to the root, taking the big dick down his throat flawlessly. “Mmmm~!”
From his study Scott had decent skills in the bedroom, he wasn’t a quick shot or a one pump chump, big dicks took longer to recharge that was just basic stuff, unless one had a supernatural skill of course. He played with Scott’s balls as he sucked him back and forth.
Wallace enjoyed himself on Scott’s cock, breathing through his nose as he bobbed. His arousal throbbed in his briefs, creating a tent and pre-cum soaked spot. It was clear Scott could go for a long time, even if Wallace knew tricks to get him off quicker that still was more about his skills than Scott’s.
Double teasing his cock and balls Wallace got Scott off making the orangette cum down his throat. He pulled back to the head to savor the bountiful release, it filled up his cheeks and Wallace swallowed expertly, licking his lips like a cat that got his cream.
Wallace then moved out of bed to go make coffee and as he was brewing Scott came over and returned the favor. So he clearly wasn’t a selfish lover. After much analysis Wallace determined one thing why his ex would cheat and dump Scott. ‘She’s a bitch!’ He ran his fingers through Scott’s hair as he enjoyed his morning coffee and a good morning blow job.
-x-
Ramona thought she was safe from her evil Exes, but even with Scott’s skill covering her tracks and keeping her off their radar, Gideon had ways, using funds he sought mystical help. While they couldn’t locate Ramona’s exact location just a general area. “How is she doing this, if it was one of her skills we’d be able to track her from her energy.”
“What if she’s using a new skill tree?” One of the exes asked.
“There’s no way she could afford that so quickly.”
“Maybe she’s using someone’s skill?” Gideon’s eyes widened.
“That’s it! That means we don’t have to find Ramona, we just need to find and eliminate the bastard hiding her, then she’ll be ours!”
“Heh whatever!” One of the exes shrugged.
There was a record of every person’s skill tree, which had to be updated every month. Because of how bonkers skills could be they had to be registered it also helped limit skill abuse, people using skills to commit crimes. Made it really easily for the Skill Police to find you and capture you, and you could end up getting your skills deleted.
Typically this record was private, Police and Detective needed court orders to gain access, Gideon used a sizable donation to get a look at the records for a specific area. “Scott Pilgrim, we find him, we find Ramona!”
To be continued...Skill Book and Points
Scott gets his skill book analyzed its real and worth some money. Feeling stunned he tells Ramona about it, but she gave it to him its his now to do with as he wishes. Before he could decide the League of Evil Exes attacks, Scott isn’t dating Ramona but hearing what they after and that they wanna kill him to get to her he’s gonna fight back.