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Super duper mariuo lookwd out the window. "where in some serious shit now luige"
"mammma mia"
he loikd ouwards ass the toads valiantly fougt, getting shit down by the ottomins by the dozzin. the gallipoli lannings wernet going so well. "maroid i thnk we shold flee"
"no"
"They're getting slaughtered, Mario! Retreat is inevitable!"
nice balls. nice balls. nice balss
"Luigi, we must do our duty to our country - no matter the cost".
mhro warkd ovare thj water to thw shore. he beggins to jump towarbs thr otterman forzes.
after htat amario explorded and tej real sore goodman rose out of his body
“mama mira (mira hq??? wtf amonk us)” said luigo
“we neede to go and defeat saddam hussein. did yuo jnow that it was on this day three years later that the twing towers exploded before a plane crashd there.”
“whaooo”
and so the dynamoid duos set out on the re legendary joruney for the ages…..
MEANWHI:E
‘Yar har har…..” he said. “i am the reale maing villain of the bilbe 5….. saddam hussie is no mror than a puppet… a paw nof my sado machinations…..”