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In a Tight Spot (Arlecchino x La Signora x Kafka x Reader) by Jeggsve
Fandoms: 崩坏：星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game), 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
21 Jun 2026
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Working as a maid for three of the most terrifying, gorgeous, high-powered women on the planet wasn’t exactly on my bingo card. Yet here I am—dusting priceless furniture and trying not to cry in a walk-in pantry while being judged by women who could either step on me or own my soul. Or both. At the same time.
Every day is chaos. I cook. I clean. I garden. I get stabbed. I get kidnapped. I recover. Then I get dragged into more problems that definitely weren’t in my job description. It’s like the universe went, "Hey, what if we dropped one underqualified, overstimulated gal into a murder mansion and hit record?"
They say I'm the head maid now. Which is weird, because I’m pretty sure I'm the only maid here. But somehow, I’m keeping up—through all the flirting, near-death experiences, existential crises, and more emotional whiplash than any one person should legally be allowed to endure.
Oh yeah... and *ahem* It’s "romantic" comedy meets psychological thriller with a splash of emotional damage.
And maybe… maybe I’m not just surviving anymore.
Maybe this mansion is starting to feel like home... HAH! Yeah, right.
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Lila’s had a terrible night, a few too many drinks… and accidentally calls her brother-in-law in the middle of the night. Five could probably ignore it, but he doesn’t. Or: how one late-night phone call sets off a chain of events that had been left unresolved for far too long.
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Didn’t you flash your green eyes at me? (Haven’t you heard what becomes of curious minds?) by hongjoongs_purple_rain
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
21 Jun 2026
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Harry leaves the Battle with the Malfoys, and what follows is a nearly two-decade story of his and Draco's lives.
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Sunny comes into her second season of Love Island with a plan: keep it light, keep it simple, don't lose your head—or your heart—too fast.
Hamish was never supposed to be a part of it.
But between bad timing, worse decisions, and a connection neither of them can quite shake, they keep ending up in the same place—just never at the right time.
Until they run out of ways to avoid it.
Because in the end, the name of the game isn’t winning: it’s choosing who’s worth the risk of falling.
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[NEW CHAPTER EVERY SUNDAY]
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Ministry Directive 32
To ensure moving past any and all lingering Blood-purity views, all Pureblood wizards and witches are henceforth forbidden from marrying other Purebloods.
Unmarried Purebloods who have aided, abetted and otherwise were tied to the Death Eater movement, are furthermore obliged to, without exception (unless it involves Directive 24), marry a Muggleborn. They have one year to find adequate spouses. Non-compliance with Directive 32 will result in a fine of 150.000 Galleons and 5 years’ incarceration in Azkaban.
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“I understand.” Lucius Malfoy folded his hands on his cane and sat straighter. “As you may have noticed, Directive 32 has some of my former associates in a bit of a tizzy.”
Hermione snorted before she could help herself. Lucius blinked at her as if she had spat on the floor. “Apologies, please continue,” she said.
“Ah, well… I have come to you with an opportunity. As I have been told, you receive dozens of proposals a day. In person as well as in the form of letters. Were you to agree to my proposition, that would all go away.”
“And what exactly are you asking of me, Mister Malfoy?”
“In short, to marry my son and thus keeping him out of Azkaban.” -
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Everything about this assignment was terrible. A few minutes later a sharp knock sounded at the door. Scola froze instantly, his heart pounding in his chest, instinct took over, his hand near his weapon, a silent approach, and a quick glance through the peephole.
And then his entire brain stopped functioning. He stood paralyzed at the opened door way.
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On the Consequences and Privileges of Falling in Love by Blue_Crow757
Fandoms: A Song of Ice and Fire - George R. R. Martin
21 Jun 2026
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Alaric Snow has spent years perfecting the art of invisibility. Disgraced by scandal, armed with an inconvenient intellect, and hiding truths that could ruin him, he prefers books to ballrooms and honesty to society's many comfortable lies. He is perfectly content to remain in the shadows until the day his conscience compels him to intervene on behalf of a young woman being forced into an unwanted encounter. Unfortunately, the woman turns out to be a princess. What follows is a series of increasingly questionable decisions: rescuing said princess, accidentally infiltrating a royal residence, befriending the Prince Regent of the Realm, and developing deeply inconvenient feelings for him. For a man who prefers the shadows, Alaric has an extraordinary talent for finding trouble.
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A Regency AU in which two traumatized men with entirely too much integrity attempt to navigate society, court politics, family expectations, and love while communicating with a level of honesty that alarms everyone around them.
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Harry and Draco end up accidentally bonded at Christmas time. Snarky banter, ugly sweaters, and feelings ensue.
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Jabber gets an internship opportunity with his professor at a Japanese pharmaceutical lab. But after an unfortunate accident that involves one or two explosions and an ambulance ride, Jabber is left stranded and alone in an unfamiliar city and country. Fortunately for him, through sheer annoyance, he manages to stay with this mullet guy, Zanka.
The guy is quiet and reserved, but Jabber knows there’s more to him. And he’s determined to push, and push, and push–Or: How Jabber met Zanka, how Zanka met Jabber, and how it all began.
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- Part 1 of across scripts and oceans
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Easier Way Out by KillGonsTogashi
Fandoms: 鬼滅の刃 | Demon Slayer: Kimetsu no Yaiba (Anime & Manga)
21 Jun 2026
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In the pleasure houses in such long nights, Tanjiro meets the unexpected.
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(Read "Free Fall" first as this is part two.)
Robert Robertson III survived.Now, while Robert heals and tries to rebuild some version of normal, old fears and new patterns begin surfacing around him.
Oracle is back to watching, probing, slipping through the cracks and quietly menacing Robert and his allies. Subtle, patient, invasive. He reaches for Robert through systems, through the people around him. And his menace will not stop until he is either caught or he escalates and makes good on his obsession.
At the same time, Robert and Flambae have to figure out what the hell they’re doing with all these inconvenient feelings.
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- Part 2 of The Oracle Experiments
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What if Hermione became bad, and Draco became good?
What if Hermione became a vigilante, while Draco became the Auror tasked with bringing her in?
Harry dies in the final battle, and the Ministry works overtime to convince the public that Voldemort is truly gone. Hermione and Ron are the only ones who know the truth—that Harry is dead, and they missed a Horcrux. Left to lead what remains of the Order, Hermione and Ron watch wealthy and well-connected Death Eaters walk free with little more than a slap on the wrist. Hermione takes that personally—and our moral queen decides to start hunting them down herself.
Hermione becomes a wanted criminal, searching for the last Horcrux and uncovering Death Eater plots the Ministry would rather ignore, and Draco is tasked with finding her and bringing her in.
This is a painful slow burn, and the plot gets DARK.
Thanks for coming along for the ride and gosh darn do I love writing enemies to lovers. The sass. The yearrrrninnnnnnggggg 🤌🤌🤌🤌
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- Part 1 of Vigilante
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The Blueprint of Us by Pessimistic_As_It_Seems
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Marvel, Five Feet Apart (2019), Original Work
21 Jun 2026
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At St. Jude’s Research Heights, Leon Vance is no longer a teenager; he is an expensive biological puzzle. Confined to Room 402 while doctors try to fix a thick, stubborn cardiac muscle that refuses to do its job, the son of a structural engineer, Leon survives by coding a limitless digital city where nobody ever has to stop and catch their breath.
But a city with no speed limits is nothing without a disruption. Enter Maya Sterling, a fellow patient down the hall with a rare respiratory condition and a complete disregard for hospital rules. Maya challenges Leon to populate his empty digital streets, sparking a connection that forces both of them to confront the fragile boundaries of their own bodies. Together, they have to figure out how to live at full speed when their genetic code has already given them a deadline.
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Sinister Affinities by GreenQuilll
Fandoms: Affinity - Sarah Waters, Supernatural (TV 2005)
21 Jun 2026
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When Sam and Dean are asked by Lady Toni Bevell to protect her psychic son from the British Men of Letters, they have no idea what lies in store for them. In fact, the boy’s visions point to a Victorian ghost haunting the area. Reluctantly, the Winchesters take on the case. But what initially sounds like a routine task for the experienced hunters soon takes an unexpected turn. A turn that casts a shadow over their own lives...
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Kate Bishop's only goal to become an Avenger is not her only goal anymore, as the idea of finding the one woman that can't leave her mind starts settling in.
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Please note that Yelena is only mentioned at first and doesn't appear until later in the fanfic. ThunderBolts* doesn't exist in this canon divergence.
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Fullmetal Embarrassment by Glitter_Bondage
Fandoms: Fullmetal Alchemist - All Media Types
21 Jun 2026
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Edward got dragged into a sex shop by Winry, who treated it like an automail research trip. Edward just tried to survive it.
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Sunbeam In My Eyes by thorntopieces
Fandoms: Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types, The Heroes of Olympus - Rick Riordan
21 Jun 2026
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“Come on,” Will says. “We can walk and talk. How did the praetor know you were with me? Telepathy isn’t a part of Hades’ — or Pluto’s — skill set right? Does it have something to do with her godly ancestor?”
“Reyna’s mother is Bellona,” Nico says, shaking out his hands in a failed attempt to get feeling back into them. “She has no real Greek equivalent. Maybe Enyo, but even then, not really. She’s a goddess of war and conquest.”
“That doesn’t really answer my question, though,” Will points out.
“It answered one of them,” Nico huffs. “I was getting to it. But you’re right. No telepathy. For that you’d have to look at Athena, Hera or Hypnos. Or Koios, but he’s a titan. No, essentially I can sense souls in the Overworld, but not where they are. So I just tugged at hers a little. Hazel might be able to do it, too.”
“Fascinating,” Will says. “Hazel is your sister, right?”
Nico nods. “She’s one of the Seven. And dating the other praetor of Camp Jupiter.”
“You’ll have plenty of time to tell me about it. You’re stuck here for three days after all,” Will says, holding the door to the infirmary open for him. “Welcome to my domain, Death Prince.”
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Three days in the infirmary.
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- Part 2 of Unshakeable
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You never thought there was anything strange about the way you saw people.
Then Satoru Gojo asked you a question no one else ever had:
"Tell me, what exactly do you think you're looking at?"
One impossible observation leads to another, drawing you into a hidden history buried beneath modern jujutsu society—a history of forgotten techniques, erased records, and a secret connected to Ryomen Sukuna himself.
Unfortunately, discovering the truth is much easier than surviving it.
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An Unpromised Sovereign by plkadtted
Fandoms: A Song of Ice and Fire - George R. R. Martin, A Song of Ice and Fire & Related Fandoms, A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms (TV)
21 Jun 2026
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The Grand Welcoming Ball at the Red Keep is meant to be a celebration of a new alliance, not a desperate escape from a binding royal decree. Cornered by court propriety and facing mounting pressure to seal his betrothal to your sweet younger sister Jena, Prince Baelor Targaryen turns his attention to the last person he should: you, her sharp-witted, fiercely protective chaperone.
What begins as a harmless verbal sparring match to save your anxious sister from public embarrassment quickly spirals into something far more complicated as a traditional progressive dance, whispered gossip, and secret corridor meetings blur the line between performance and reality. While the court sees a flawless prince executing his duty beneath tournament banners, Baelor is left struggling to hide a secret he has carried since the moment you arrived in the capital. Because pretending to court your sister to appease the realm is easy.
Pretending he has not been hopelessly, possessively drawn to you from the very beginning is another matter entirely.
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The Lady and the Princess by bunnywithmocha
Fandoms: ปิ่นภักดิ์ | The Loyal Pin (TV), ทฤษฎีสีชมพู | GAP the Series (TV), URANUS2324 (2024), ปริศนาซากมรณะ | Cranium (TV)
21 Jun 2026
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Princess Anil Aramya is sunshine at home and steel in court — and absolutely no one's business but her own when it comes to the parts of herself she keeps hidden. Lady Pin doesn't let anyone close enough to matter. Then a royal gala, a goat-theft anecdote, and one almost-stumble on a terrace change all of that, whether either of them is ready for it or not.